HI. I dont know what to put for my title so it shall be JUST A DATE HAHAAHAH.

Smosh rocks and I am currently watching them. THEY ARE AWESOME, YES AGREE.

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Well, I love poker face as I am addicted to sound effects, surround sound, big stage sets, studios, pyrotechnics, and everything else that concerns all the technology stuff because it is so awesome!

Well, I like listening to pokerface as it has that tune, you know THAT kind of beat? Dance pop, I think it is called that.

Well just take a listen to it while you read my super short long post and it would certainly be over once you finish reading my blog or whatever assuming you are a fast reader like me and not a snail reader like Andrew. hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

Ok I just came back after a 10 minutes talk with my mom and I have to rush out this blog post because apparently I promised her I would sleep at 11 which is really retarded and therefore I shall resort to typing in really long sentences because this saves alot alot of time and that you would have better reading this because this whole sentence just makes too much and alot of sense.

NOT.

So well today was a typical day, went to church, and I realised that it was Open Sunday (during Sunday School we would watch a video instead of going to class whatever blahblah). So I brought my materials for NOTHING. Wasted my bag space, pshtht.

Okay, today’s video was about this handicapped guy that had an infection on his leg from young (Elephantaisis or something I CAN’T REMEMBER!) and he wanted to amputate his leg and therefore he became this archer because he was inspired. Then he started having teaching class as he was really pro (bullseye) then he had a girlfriend and they got married, then he got ANOTHER disease that made him crippled for life. Before the 2nd disease he could still walk a little, but after the 2nd disease he had to be wheelchaired. So then he tried making dinner for his wife then he cried and talked about how he was letting his wife suffer because of him. AW TOUCHING NOT. Sorry you are reading a sadist’s post. Hahahahahahhahaahhahahaha. Sorry.

Well, then the wife died, quite expected as this always happens in this kind of shows. Its real by the way, condolences to the guy in the show. I mean, the wife didn’t die IN THE SHOW WHILE FILMING but died way before that.

It’s about how God has touched his life something like that couldn’t be bothered to explain further the show’s boringness skyrocketed after that point where the wife died.

Then came home, can’t really remember what I did, oh yes I was watching videos of the Googleplex. INSPIRES ME TO GO WORK AT GOOGLE, MIGRATE TO CALIFORNIA AND WORK THERE AS A CLEANER BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO COOL ok just kidding. But the Googleplex is really cool and it is really big and it has really alot of features why am I using the word really alot of times?

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Anyway then my primary school teacher (Ms Yasmeen) started a chat with me on MSN saying “Dear josiah, please teach your brother the meaning of ‘ascending’.”

I almost killed him after that for making such a careless mistake in his prelims. ARGH.

He also answered NKML (i think) instead of LMKN (i think). ARGH.

I presume it was his English prelims as his Science is some other day, I think.

STOP THINKING JOSIAH.

*braindead*

Anyway then they went off to J8 to get macs (yay!) and I ordered a Double Fillet + Shaker Fries + Milo.

AWESOME!

I didn’t go though. My brother and mom went. Then my mom,  brother, domestic helper + baby brother went to West Coast for this NTUC income kite flying extravaganza thingy that I didn’t know about.

I just thought they were going to fly kite there.

THERE WERE GOODIE BAGS ); But so I stayed home and spent the almost 3 hours watching and re-watching smosh videos even though I have watched them almost 10 times each already.

SMOSH IF YOU READ THIS I AM A BIG FAN. But I can’t buy the t-shirts so sorry BUT IF I CAN I WOULD BECAUSE THE DESIGN IS COOL.

Then they came back (bro,mom,maid,bro) and I realised that my cousin’s share of McDonalds were still left on the table uneaten but the COKE WAS STILL COLD? Weird. So I got shouted at for 5 seconds by everyone which was embarrassing but funny so who cares!

Then now here I am blogging, until my mom called me for a mom and son talking session.

We talked about how the computer is affecting my life and all and that I should start sleeping early as it reduces the making of pimples? And that your grades would get better if you sleep more (no wonder andrew so 2pid).

Well now I just blogged this entire thing and I am really happy! I think this has to be the longest ever post that I have not included quotes and msn quotes and blockquotes and whatever so I am really proud!

Listening to Thank You – Lily Allen now. It’s the clean version, not the dirty version. It just censors out the f-word so I think I have no problem with that as listening to songs with over-played profanities is just irritating. I mean, once or twice a song is okay but more than 10 times? Retarded!

So therefore it is already 10.50 + and I am ending my post right here right now and I hope that there is 1000 words before I end so I shall continue typing like this till it is 11 o clock so I would achieve my mark of 1000 words without blockquotes, quotes, msn quotes, speeches, pictures, and whatever not because that is all just really dumb and mean and would not add to my 1000 word post!

YES DONE WITH 1010 WORDS, AWESOME!