HIHIHI.

Yes I know that for today I am posting really, really early because I want to get this done and over with as soon as possible.

So here goes nothing!

Anyway Andrew is now angry at me and I DON’T KNOW WHY LAH T.T

I am really really super bored right now so that is why I resulted to blogging.

-sigh-

Okay, today was a pretty normal day except for the teacher’s day celebration. Let me blog about that.

Skip the going-to-school part as it is really boring and I should not blog about it as it would waste you and my precious time reading the non-juicy stuff while having to endure the temptation of scrolling down to read the juicy stuff and I know that you would read this incase there is any juicy stuff but there are sadly no juicy stuff so hahahahaha.

So then the performance thing started. Well, it actually started with 1 hour and 15 minutes of prize presentations. SIAO OR WHAT? 1.5 HOURS FOR PRIZE PRESENTATIONS I ALMOST DIED WAITING FOR FIVE FOOT CHICKEN.

So, then it finally started, BUT IT STARTED FIRST WITH 3 MICHAEL JACKSONS (i shouted hoax). Well, they were dancing to this song that I heard of before but I cannot remember what was the title of the song, so yes. The middle one was quite good with his moonwalking but the other two were just fail. Hat dropping, and some other really dumb stuff that they did. Quite disappointing as I expected something more. Sigh x2.

Then I think some students sang Chinese songs which I totally did not understand. Sigh x3 because I was feeling really bored already. It had to be 2 students singing TWO chinese songs some more. Haiz. Sigh x4.

Record sigh-ing for the day! Not done sighing actually.

Then the councillors / councilors did this skit on Singapore Idol + Identity which is like, there would be 3 judges, one contestant (identity) and a few for SI. So the people from SI would then come out 1 by 1, then they would act out. Some of them were Mr Ho, Ms Alsagoff, some other teachers which I cant remember their names because they have never taught me. So the contestant would have to guess who the SI contestant was portraying. Then the judges would give comments like a normal Idol season or something.

The part where this councillor portrayed Miss Alsagoff was really funny! Everyone was like cheering and clapping, including me.

Not sigh +1 , HIP HIP HURRAY.

Ok after that was FINALLY FIVE FOOT CHICKEN!

Okay, I shall not explain the whole story because it is really long, like 30 minutes but I would take at least an hour to re-write the entire thing so therefore I shall not explain it to you people HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. At this point in timeĀ  I am really lethargic now so please forgive my insane-ness and everything else that has caused harm to you. ):

Well, alot of the teachers were playing something, like Mr Lau, Mr Kang, Mr Ho, Ms Alsagoff, our Vice principals, our Principal, Mr Wee, Mr Tan, and some other teachers who I forgot I am sorry.

So there was the Yangs and the Zhous, and Ms Alsagoff was their mom. Like, grandmother lah. Her character’s name is called Auntie, and everyone loved that scene because she was really, really good in acting. She could become an actor!

Psst, but in real life she is super-duper fierz and can cause u to become fierzinesszxzxz! roar

So well, it ended everything around 11.30?

AND THEN HORROR BEFALL ON ME. ARGH.

This is the ultimate moment of sigh x10 so please do watch out and count the sighs.

Mr Wee called all those applying for the Media Studies MTV Workshop (sigh x5), then me and Lingesh went up to him.

So I realised that I did not bring my form (sigh x6), and that I was super duper sad because I love Media Studies (sigh x 7). So Mr Wee asked who has not submitted the form (sigh x8) so I said me (sigh x9). Then I asked him if I could go home to take it and it would be really fast, AND HE SAID NO. (sigh x10).

WALAO EH.

THIS

CRUSHED

MY

DREAMS!

MY HOPES ARE LOST T.T

sigh x11.

WELL, PLEASE DO LEARN THIS LESSON FROM ME AND BE SURE TO PACK YOUR BAG ON THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR SCHOOL STARTS SO THAT YOU DO NOT LOSE ANYTHING. AND ALSO PLEASE USE A DIARY AND KEEP NOTE OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED TO HAND IN AND WHATEVER.

Okay I watched Race to Witch Mountain. IT WAS A REALLY NICE SHOW AND NOW I NEED TO WATCH MORE MOVIES TO PASS TIME.

And yesterday was retarded. Now my aunt and my MAID had to be talking about me. They could at least talk softer so that I could not hear?

My MAID calling me a liar? What did I lie about? Bitch.

She is retarded. Well, almost all maids are retarded.

Firstly HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT YOUR MACDONALDS WAS HERE?

SECONDLY WHAT IS YOUR F***ING PROBLEM? THE MACDONALDS INCIDENT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU SO WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH AND POKING YOUR NOSE INTO EVERYTHING?

Fine. I shall be mean starting from TODAY. No, I am not going to help you put MY songs that I used effort to find and download into your LOUSY PHONE. NO I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

Secondly I am not going to give you any of my MacDonalds anymore because “Oops, I didn’t know that you wanted MacDonalds so TOO BAD SO SAD”.

Yes I am really mean, CHEESE.

If you ever or somehow get into my way, obviously you would have to pay the price, right?

I don’t target people for nothing. I do things with a cause.

I study because I want to do well for my exams, and I buy macdonalds because I AM CRAVING IT.

So if you want your own macdonalds please go and buy them yourself. Don’t be a leech and start sucking my money into your filthy black mouth.